I went back and read what I wrote last week and jeez, I sound like such a whiner. This week has been great and I am down another 2 pounds, thank you very much.
I don’t think I have ever mentioned how much I have to eat every day on Nutrisystem. Seriously, this is from the guy who used to eat hot wings until he couldn’t stand up and I am eating so much every day on the Nutrisystem plan that I have trouble finishing it all. Can you believe that I eat six times a day every single day and I am losing weight? I know I wouldn’t have believed it if it wasn’t happening to me.
Even after last week’s setback I have lost a total of 14 pounds and Janet is down a total of 12. She made me promise that when she gets to her goal I’ll take her shopping because her jeans are already getting loose. At the rate she’s losing I better make sure my credit card is paid off pretty soon because I’m sure she’s going to want to max it out. As supportive as she’s been though she really deserves it. I’m so proud to have such an awesome lady to call my wife.
Talking about clothes, I noticed a couple of days ago that I had to tighten my belt up an extra notch when I was getting dressed for work. Pretty sure I was struttin’ my stuff that day and it felt even better when one of my clients told me how great I looked. I didn’t tell that part to Janet though since the client is a woman. Can’t have my wife getting all jealous; how can the women not want to look at such a hot stud like me? Okay so I’m not there yet but a few more weeks on Nutrisystem and she’s going to have to watch out! I’ll be fending ‘em off with a stick.
You know, when I started this whole diet thing I was really only thinking about my health but the more weight I lose the more I see how my body really is coming around. I’m not going to have to settle for being the dumpy middle aged guy at my kids’ weddings. I know I can keep this up and with the support that the Nutrisystem program has given me already, I know they can help me maintain my weight once I finish losing down to my goal. I wanna be a sexy grandpa someday instead of a forty something dad who almost had a heart attack at the basketball court playing one-on-one.
One of the guys at the office made a wisecrack about me being on a girly diet in the break room the other day and I just turned around and said “It’s called Nutrisystem, not Girly system. Real men want to be around to see their grandkids grow up. What’s your cholesterol look like these days, Joe?” You could have heard a pin drop in that break room, but I made my point.
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